Peep show answer phone message

        1. Peep show answer phone message
          2. Who's the racist now, Mark?

          And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I.like you..

          Peep Show, Series 3

          Mugger 2:
          Alright mate?

          Mugger 1:
          Will you lend us your phone mate?

          Mark:
          [startled]...What?

          Mugger 1:
          Lend us your f***in' phone!

          Mark:
          Why?

          Mugger 2:
          Well I need to make a call.

          Mark:
          ....Dont you have your own phone?

          Mugger 2:
          Come on, lend us your phone.

          Mark:
          Right...

          it's just... 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be'!

          Mugger 1:
          Do you think we're some pair of shit-houses?

          Mark:
          No! God, no! It's just a...

          He did do it, but for a nice reason.

        2. He did do it, but for a nice reason.
        3. Due to some helpful advice from the television, Mark spontaneously leaves a message on Sophie's answer phone which is frankly horrific.
        4. And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I.like you.
        5. Peep Show: Answerphone.
        6. We recap his most spine-achingly cringeworthy moments throughout the show so far.

          7. It's a BlackBerry and....

          Mugger 2:
          Give us your phone! Give us your wallet!

          Mugger 1:
          Come on! Before we f***in' do you!

          Mark:
          (Do me? Are they going to rape me?

          Or kill me?

          Peep Show: Answerphone.

          If they rape AND kill me, I hope they kill me first....I sort-of win...) [Hands over the phone]

          Mugger 1:
          Is that it? You got nothin' else?

          Mark:
          [meekly] ...Yes

          Mugger 2:
          What else?

          Mark:
          There's my travel card?

          (That's right, Mark, help the muggers...what do you want, approval?)

          Mugger 1:
          [They laugh at Mark's photo] Alright, now piss off!

          Mark:
          [inwardly indignant] Oh this really takes the biscuit.